I mean, just so we're clear: from here on out, in trailers for any movie he's in, we're going to see "Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill."

@jschramer @janeespenson Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I get it now. CINDERella and ASHley. I see what you did there!

I am too New York for California, but now I wonder if maybe I am too California for New York.

What if Osama left Horcruxes?

This episode of My So Called Life has taught me: the only thing worse than teenagers are the parents of teenagers.

I know we're supposed to think those fireworks are coming out of your heart instead of your boobs, @katyperry, but can you blame us?

Oh look! It's @dannyho's desk! Is that a photo of me? Of COURSE not. It's @larosaknows instead. Figures. #TheFollowing http://t.co/n7iTxH9n

This, literally, just in courtesy of @janeespenson: Joss Whedon, Tricia Helfer and Dichen Lachman guest star in season two of #Husbands

I made a gif that Entertainment Weekly referred to as "the Internet’s most important GIF." I'VE ARRIVED, YOU GUYS! http://t.co/Es7es0cI

I think that #BFF might be my #Girls. @lennonparham & @jessica_stclair? THEY might be the voices of a generation. Super effing funny voices.

I have a feeling that anyone who worked at All My Children when Leven Rambin was on is going to The Hunger Games just for her death scene.

Highlight of the #Oscars so far: that awesome promo for Revenge.

This year, a Jackée-O-Lantern! (cc: @jackeeharry @julieklausner) http://t.co/YfMze6dk

Best new comedy this fall: the KTLA 5 news at 10pm.

Who is Virginia and what did you do to her? RT@chrisbrown Please pray for Virginia! Just had an earth quake!

Dude backed into my car, didn't want to go through insurance, and I just discovered a photo of him with Lohan on Perez. #doesntbodewell

"So. Where to?" "Wherever you're going." #Greek #verklempt

I will miss Rebecca Logan and Ashleigh Howard the most. And Rusty Cartwright. #Greek #ForeverYoung

If you haven't heard it already, check out Adele's duet with Daniel Merriweather, Water & A Flame -- http://bit.ly/fYQOTd

It's "should've" not "should of." "Irregardless" is not a word. It's "intents and purposes" not "intensive purposes." #grammarfordummies