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i bet joe is going to wake up tomorrow morning with a tiger in his bathroom, a baby in his closet, and nick on the roof. ROFL.
"studio mama is the best mama anyone could ever have." what about your OWN mother? she probably bought you that computer you're tweeting on.
i'm so sick of team niley, team nelena, team jemi, and team jashley. bitch, this is not twilight. there are no damn teams.
#unlikeothergirls i don't smoke, have sex, or get drunk for fun. i'm fine with maintaining a clean image and idgaf if that makes me uncool.
i cannot believe #hornyforjustin is trending. half of these girls haven't even started their period yet. go play with your barbies and GTFO.
don't you hate it when you want to tweet something really good, but you have to try and figure out how to put it in 140 characters or less?
there's always drama between jonas, bieber, selena, miley, and demi fans. but taylor swift fans? they stay in their own little world. lmao.
spongebob: what do you usually do when i'm gone? patrick: wait for you to come back. <---- THAT RIGHT THERE, IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP.
twitter is my diary.
when i ask myself if i'm "growing out" of the jonas brothers, the answer is always no. these boys... they leave footprints on your heart.
dear miley cyrus, thank you soo much for being who you truly are. you're an extremely talented girl and i hope i get to meet you some day.
dear brain, sorry for overloading you. tummy, sorry for the butterflies. pillow, sorry for the tears. dear heart, sorry for all the damage.
if i could have 3 wishes, i would wish for 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, and 13 months a year just to spend a little more time with you.
dear beliebers, if you think demi lovato would date justin bieber after dating joe the fucking sex god jonas, you done goofed.
do you remember me? we used to be best friends... we used to talk every single day... and now i'm lucky if i get a simple hi once a month.
dear zac efron, i love you... but please shave your face.
if selena gomez is a slut, we're all prostitutes. -.-
no one stays on top forever. one day, the jonas brothers are only going to have three fans. and i'm proud to say i'll be one of those three.
roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in the zoo. don’t be mad, i'll be there too. not in the cage, but laughing at you.