Two seconds after Wikipedia went black the Kardashian sisters began going down on it.

It feels so good holding a bareback iPhone.

Slight buzz, so now I feel like blaring whore jams!

@jonjonnyp *been bred* at Atlantic Station? GOD BLESS ATLANTA!!

@jonjonnyp someone on here earlier said "climb the social latter"

@jonjonnyp @tobehonestnick but JJP is and will always be my fave boi tbqfh.

@jonjonnyp you could tell that the band wasn’t even playing during the shooting.

A McRib sounds good today. .

@dylantomassmith you best get you a sparkly background, and change your song so your crush knows it's about him! #Top8

I'm so glad I got my own, I ain't worried bout Josephine.

@jonjonnyp when did you become so hood?

http://t.co/m1X6P1C6

Of course gay men dress well. . We didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!

9 out of 10 rainbows are illiterate.

This site is awesome! Four Loko Stories: http://bit.ly/9aIiIM

@ylsy I think @ohboy88 posted it on his Xtube. . It was hot.

This country was founded on a Constitution, not on a Bible. The oath of office includes a vow to defend the Constitution, not the Bible!

It feels trashy when my phone says 3G instead of LTE. . #Verizon

Don't forget Mother's Day is Sunday, honkies!

@mysteriousbat “I’m only looking for friends” = #BBBH tbh