"@savethebs: Crushing on someone you have absolutely no chance with <" #life

"@sluttygrlprobs: If you were creepy in highschool, I'm not accepting your friend request. #sluttygirlproblems" @haris_agent008

"@savethebs: Flirt, but don't catch feelings."

"@autocorrects: We all have that gay friend, that doesn't know they're gay yet." @thisisjosh__ <3

I can't sleep -_-

"@sluttygrlprobs: Guys that are good on the field are even better in bed. #sluttygirlwins" @juli4allison

"@savethebs: By the power invested in me,I now pronounce you deleted and blocked you may now kiss my ass." @juli4allison russ, kyle, garrett

"@savethebs: i'd say i'm sorry to disappoint you but i'm not, i excel at not giving a shit." @juli4allison

"@savethebs: #BossBitches don't have time for drama. They leave that for the petty bitches to deal with." @juli4allison

"@y_u_nooo: I MISS UR CALL BY 2 SECONDS, THEN CALL RIGHT BACK, Y U NO PICK UP?" @juli4allison

"@savethebs: Go give a blow-job to a Knife HOE!" @juli4allison

And this reminds me that I need to lose weight

"@bitchbrunette: My standards depend on how much Tequila I've had." @juli4allison first party

"@sluttygrlprobs: Texting is my preferred method of communication. Especially sexting. #sluttygirlproblems" @juli4allison

#fuckyou Facebook for Android....

#fml I hate my family

i found something on my boob and your gonna flip out on me cause i want to wake up mom cause im scared for what it is?! fuck you dad fuck u!