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call me Betty Crocker cuz my cakes stay plenty
watching To Catch a Predator and remembering the time I saw the dude I lost my virginity to on the show
be the Britney you want to be
if masturbation were a crime, i would be sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole
this girl is doing makeup tutorials inspired by the colors and designs from brand name soda bottles
when the world ends, i wanna go out fapping to "Timebomb"
GIRL, YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON
idle hands spend time at the genitals
Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture needs to be played every time I enter a room.
and remember when Fred Durst claimed that Britney had a hairy pussy on the Howard Stern show? LIES WE KNOW IT'S BALD
tonight i am gonna fap laying upside down off the side of my bed and see if it gives me an amazing orgasm
swimming in the money, come and find me
FACE DOWN ASS UP
I wonder if Ina Garten shaves her legs