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one day im going to take a shit and my skeleton will come out and my last thought will be "thats cool" as I pass out
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I wish people would stop calling me "Mr. Ebert." That's as bad as "young man." I'm old, and I'm Roger.
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12YO: "Spring Break is necessary so we don't develop Stockholm Syndrome and start liking our teachers."
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If you hang your clothes on a drying rack in the bathroom, you risk poop fumes on your clean clothes. TMYK.
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[S] I'm not French, but when I see the term "chatroulette" I picture a feline version of the "dogs playing poker" pic.
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I have committed to nyquil. But how can I sleep when my favorite TNG episode is on? #dork (its clues)
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St. Patrick's day can bring out a negative feeling in some people - not necessarily ire, but it's certainly irish.
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#whentwitterwasdowni learned the conducting score to Schoenberg's Wozzeck and wrote a book on physics. Now me eat cookie.
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Travel tip: as soon as the plane lands, stand in the aisle, ramming each other with your soulless moron faces chewing cud, you disgust me.
There should be a kids character named "Mr. Nutrition Face" who has healthy snack ideas carved or melted into his face.
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I get you, fellow passenger wearing a cowboy hat and thick glasses, reading a Star Trek novel, and picking your nose. I get you.
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