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So I guess there's a genetic component to the whole arm-flapping thing my baby and I do when we're excited.
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BettyLies
#ff lately I'm all about people who are more than just a bunch of clever jokes, like @spinchange @smileydooby @faultypancake @snipeyhead etc
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smileydooby
So my new favorite part of the brain is the amygdala.
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ChiNurse
Jesus hates me, this I know! Cause thefactthatmylifesucks tells me so!
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smileydoobyBettyLiesFancyMess
God how I wish I could have witnessed the event that prompted this sign. http://twitpic.com/19ipfn
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SpinchangeWonder_Beard
Is it ok to sedate a baby to cut his toenails? Asking for a friend.
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atlSpinchange
@Spinchange NO I mean I'm going to an ice cream party because it's (a la) mode.

YES!
@xzqx in reply to Spinchange
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Spinchange
@Spinchange I'm hitting up a fashion party because it's mode.


GET IT!?!
@xzqx in reply to Spinchange
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Spinchange
Oh man I just said, "Ah, cunts" in my decidedly NOT inside voice. Woops
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664NOTB
@smileydooby if you live in our country, you should celebrate our holidays! None of this "feliz navidad" bull crap. Hippies.
@xzqx in reply to smileydooby
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smileydooby
Is it inappropriate to say "Your hair makes me happy" to someone with awesome hair?
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SpinchangeCroweJam
I always giggle when I hear the word "moist".
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smileydooby
Later in the dream, I had to restore the flow of market data by having sex with lots of random people. (Thank god no real-life cow-orkers.)
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SpinchangesmileydoobyCroweJamflgr
I shazamed a song on my iPhone in a dream last night. In a subsequent dream, I mentioned it to @jbsimon08.
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Spinchange
How come no one says "bless you" when I sneeze? Is it because everyone hates me? I thought so.
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smileydooby
Seriously that meeting was so painful I had to stop my hands from swinging an imaginary baseball bat at someone's head.
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Spinchange
Meetings would be shorter if only I could shut the fuck up.
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Spinchange
I HAS A SMALL INTERNET PRESENCE
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Trick_or_tweet
@smileydooby "fuck"

oh I get it that's what you were going for! Well played.
@xzqx in reply to smileydooby
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smileydooby
D: I had to use a roll of paper towels to clean up after my caulk! #homeownersjokes
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atl
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