@y95's (Bryan Easton) most faved Tweets...
Every time I go over the Golden Gate Bridge I shout "you are loved, don't do it!" out the window, just in case someone needs to hear that.
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I've grown tired of the term "Hipster", and will now refer to that group of people as "Irony Enthusiasts".
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Just joining a gym didn't burn as many calories as I thought it would. Shit, I guess that means I have to go back.
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My inexperience with the ladies is most evident when they tell me something is wrong and I make suggestions.
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For the person who has everything, take them to downtown San Luis Obispo to be robbed at gunpoint and then you can get them a new wallet.
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I don't know why I keep letting myself get excited, there's never going to be a circus on my street, just another home being tented for bugs
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Not sure how this complimentary stethoscope is going to make me a better motorcycle rider. I think I joined the wrong AMA.
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I'm sorry frozen pizza, but I'm not placing you directly on the oven rack until you come packaged with Totinos Party Oven Cleaner.
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Attention cute girls I follow on Twitter: Please don't talk about you boyfriends and husbands, please, just let me have this.
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I just had to set down my smart phone so that I could write a note on my hand. I might be doing something wrong.
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I feel bad about not having children only because I come from such a long line of people who did have children.
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Trying to shop for my nieces but I can't even remember what I was into back when I was a three or four year-old little girl.
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If I could be a superhero, I'd be Happy Man, and my power would be the ability to appreciate what I have.
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I never understood the appeal of vinyl fetishwear, but I may have to reconsider because my new shower curtain smells awesome.
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Slept in today. Dreams included getting one of you pregnant, while another one of you started a band called "Bear Beer" with a bearded dude.
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