Lamest Laffy Taffy joke ever @mnthings http://t.co/Bq1KJUUw

I don't believe it's possible for two people to care about each other equally. Someone's gonna always value the other more

Nice girls set tables, betches dance on them #wordstoliveby @shamelessprobs

Home http://t.co/S0d6XlYz

I remember when I wanted to be a backpack..... #jerkcrew #backpackkidz @drakefan_95

Why is everyone freaking out about Emma Watson going to NYU? Shell be chillin in her million $$ penthouse drinkin wine & not hanging w/ you

@abfalecbaldwin you have amazing form. Come show us your talent at #FLURRY2012 pic.twitter.com/1TNzfAgm

@abfalecbaldwin Remember this? Let's recreate it tomorrow at #FLURRY2012 pic.twitter.com/hkFCaHHj

@hopkinsprobs is a @royalproblem #growup

It's 12:15am on 4/20 and I can smell the weed all the way up on the 11th floor. #letthefestivitiesbegin

Getting a higher grade on a paper I wrote an hour before it was due than on one I slaved on for two weeks supports my procrastination habits

I love the idea of sleep, I mean...not like I ever get any. #perfectionproblems #collegeproblems

senior slide made doing actual work impossible -_- #canthandleit

@robbytanner4 @danielscalzo #bromance <3 !

3 hrs to take off #deuceminneapolis #hellonewyorkcity

these memories are playing like a film without sound...

@_rosie4 convos with you last night >>> #hefeelasleeponthetoilet #ohmichael #crackinup

@hannanaboubaker remember that story you told me about whatshisname asking his dad for new shoes #AfricanYoloMoment

@hannanaboubaker HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you! You da best!! #gohardyoinFargo #kidding that place is THE WILD.

Getting asked to prom at pepfest #notaroyalproblem #socute @royalproblem