@y_i_y_a's (Si, that's me.) most faved Tweets...
Carrie Prejean's an overachiever, at 22 she has 7 sex tapes and multiple nude photos. At 26 all I have are baby pics of me in a bubble bath.
A chick pulls my hair in a bar fight, I fight back; an asian lady rips my hair out during a bikini wax and I pay her. Life is strange.
If I could have a superpower it would be to un-jam the motherfucking printers when they fucking get fucked! I swear if this happens again
I love the holiday season because instead of being called a bitch, I just get called a grinch. Sounds so much nicer. Happy Holidays!
Im like the female fashion Macgyver - All you need is a rubber band, a stapler and a pen and ta-da it's like you're bra strap never snapped!
If balloon boy's mom is deported to Japan, will she be sent away in the balloon that he was supposed to be in?
Bout to put up xmas tree. If I dont tweet in the next 24 hours then Ive hung myself with string of lights where all bulbs work but that one
The couple getting married after looked like a hooker and her pimp. I've never seen a bride wear a tutu and lucite heels.
"How do you two know eachother?" "Farmville" "Oh, so through facebook?" "No, farmville" ...at least it's not Mafia Wars
At another sister's wedding, always a bridesmaid, never a fuckin bride. No, I aint bitter at all, I'm super excited. Where's the alcohol?
Im like the daughter in Signs only that instead of glasses of water all over the house, I have bottles of soda all over my cube.
Driving thru campus brings back such fond memories: drinking, playing drinking games, puking, passing out, waking up in a strange room...
Hi my name is Yiya and I have several problems. Rather than use my gambling winnings to get out of debt, I use them to gamble, shop & drink.
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