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Turns out dogs are much easier to take care of after a few glasses of bourbon.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have given her so much.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have given her so much.
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I seriously just misread this Coors light can: "When the mountains turn blue, you know it's cold as dicks".
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Coworkers are having a long discussion about Cuba right now. Not one person has mentioned the words raft, fusebox, e-book, or fucklulz.
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You think you know someone and then you find him drinking bourbon & downloading Janet Jackson's "janet." album instead of watching the game.
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If only there were a way for two people to privately talk over Twitter without clogging up everyone else's timelines.
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5 years of not bringing anyone to Thanksgiving dinner. I'm pretty sure my family thinks I've caught The Gay.
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I am genuinely distraught that more of my friends neither use nor understand the meaning of the word FUCKLULZ.
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At what point do you stop calling it a "dry spell" and start calling it "the reason I cry myself to sleep every night"? Asking for a friend
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Step 1: Get super cute Wendy's girl to notice and remember me. COMPLETE. Step 2: Get my hands on her warm spicy breasts...
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I've built 3 computers in the last week. I feel like an underpaid Dell employee.
OH WAIT LOL I AM.
OH WAIT LOL I AM.
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One time @itsjustEm and I were hanging out and she ripped my shoe off and threw it in a creek. Then she had my power disconnected.
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So, the world's tallest bldg opened in Dubai. Looks like they're going with "Burj Khalifa" instead of "Tower of Babel 2.0" like I suggested.
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Jesus, people actually WATCH this "Two and a Half Men" show?! THIS is what is wrong with this country!
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