"namaste" means literally "i worship the Dracula in you." Trust me I'm Indian tell your friends

there is an animal inside you that wants to be happy and you spent a lifetime beating it to death

The Vice Guide to writing like an angry overeducated white male

void oriented ontology

im one of the guys that throws the fish around at the fish market in seattle but what you dont know about me is that i killed a kid in 2003

dreamed you all lived in a shoebox in my attic and had bird's hearts

was in a car with a girl today & glanced at her & thought 'she's cute, but so is everybody'

really inspired by lena dunham's riches to riches story

yo chuck palahniuk what if there was a fight club but for hugging are you writing this down bro.

slowly started putting my life back together just, like, to be funny

hold my burrito while I explode in slow motion

E-Harmony Korine

worst case scenario, the angels harvest us

inside marcelus wallace's suitcase was the real Deal With Airline Food i solved the 90's

one of my memes is that i age ungracefully and watch the indifference of others become poisonous

#FF good at internet @gwarrenl @tessastrain @godownmatthew @truekwak @stanleylieber

well VANS, your mother and I met on the Warped Tour, and that is why your name is so fucking stupid

'popping a molly' is teenage slang for feverishly reciting molly bloom's closing soliloquy from ulysses at a house party, fucks you up

NAP releases an anthology of fiction about Kanye West:  http://naplitmag.com/echapbooks/goodlit.pdf …

stay trill, ponyboy