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"namaste" means literally "i worship the Dracula in you." Trust me I'm Indian tell your friends
there is an animal inside you that wants to be happy and you spent a lifetime beating it to death
The Vice Guide to writing like an angry overeducated white male
void oriented ontology
im one of the guys that throws the fish around at the fish market in seattle but what you dont know about me is that i killed a kid in 2003
dreamed you all lived in a shoebox in my attic and had bird's hearts
was in a car with a girl today & glanced at her & thought 'she's cute, but so is everybody'
really inspired by lena dunham's riches to riches story
yo chuck palahniuk what if there was a fight club but for hugging are you writing this down bro.
slowly started putting my life back together just, like, to be funny
hold my burrito while I explode in slow motion
worst case scenario, the angels harvest us
inside marcelus wallace's suitcase was the real Deal With Airline Food i solved the 90's
one of my memes is that i age ungracefully and watch the indifference of others become poisonous
well VANS, your mother and I met on the Warped Tour, and that is why your name is so fucking stupid
'popping a molly' is teenage slang for feverishly reciting molly bloom's closing soliloquy from ulysses at a house party, fucks you up
stay trill, ponyboy