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Bill Nye on Amy Schumer 👍🏻
I can't get the smell of cat food off my hands so yeah I'm pretty sure I understand Lady Macbeth's emotions.
Sometimes I still get caught in my t-shirt when I take it off.
This is basically me drinking and doing laundry. https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/601551360400592896 …
"Drive safe! Snapchat me when you get home!"
Pro-tip: Don’t write “i start my days with surfer blood” on your OKCupid profile without using proper capitalization.
There's no laughter in manslaughter.
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