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Don’t you hate when you make coffee but forget to drink it for a week?
OH: You ever done poppers?
Him: Like jalapeño?
It’s cool that they play music at the dentist but why not during a colonoscopy? Like maybe Katy Perry? I wanna see you be brave!
I’m not saying I have Liz Lemon’s luck but I just ran into two separate hot guys while shopping for box wine in sweats.
Shoutout to the guy riding a Segway onto a rush hour train.
Area man wants to taste your kisses in the night, jumps for your love.
On second thought let’s just eat out.