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“She looks like somebody left a doll in the bathtub.”
Be sure to RSVP to my Ustream to see me apply Vicks Vapo Rub to my chest.
It’s easier to pretend I’m not sick and that my duvet is just a giant cocoon.
Sometimes I think you guys follow me just to be sure of my whereabouts.
Sext: crusing home in my Charger with a new bed for my cat.
Mixing DayQuil and NyQuil won’t open up a wormhole through space but it’ll sure make you feel like it did!
Nobody says “I wish I had more time to solve marketing emergencies” on their deathbed.
The only upside to having to go into work while I’m sick is that it’s Saturday and that gives me plenty of time to cough on all your stuff.