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This article says robots could put humans out of work by 2045. Which is nice but I’d rather not have to work that long. Hurry up robots.
Buy my new book "How to Feel Empty on the Inside for Pennies a Day", available at finer bookstores everywhere.
When we were little our teacher made us write letters for a time capsule. Mine said “Dear nurse, I’m sorry you have to wipe my butt xo Kyle”
My hot sir balloon is named Calgon the Destroyer
“Sir please stop urinating in the DJ booth.”
“Gender is a concept.”
And then we float off in a hot sir balloon.
Somebody beefed on the dance floor and it smells like a mouldy raincoat. (Thanks Brenda)
"what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years" http://lnternetporn.tumblr.com/post/50513861570/what-ur-average-tragedy-looks-like-after-100-years …
GBOLS wobble but they don’t fall down.
It would appear that someone has thrown a bag of shit against our building.
Windows 8: It's one more than 7!
Just watched a guy pee on my neighbor’s fence. Oh Dorchester!
Side effects of this drug may include being terrified at the side effects of this drug.
If you think the gif debate is contentious, you should hear some people pronounce “Purell”. (I’m looking at you, Nancy)
@fntn I’m glad they illustrated this. http://fotocdncube.fanatik.com.tr/news/658x370/2013/5/15/fft104mm2308331.jpg …
These Lays “Piss & Vinegar” chips are pretty awful.
The Twitter equivalent of a really loud fucking foghorn or something.