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People voting for Trump are convinced the government is completely inept but somehow able to coordinate the most secret conspiracies.
@smarty I can see it now http://67.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll32nf5USy1qi6mzdo1_1280.jpg …
Fuck I forgot to not be snarky
Probably the hardest thing about being gay is also being a billionaire white dude right amirite lol
Billionaires with bunched up suit sleeves
“Why Snark is the Worst Game Hillary Clinton Can Play Right Now” by @girlziplocked https://medium.com/@girlziplocked/why-snark-is-the-worst-game-hillary-clinton-can-play-right-now-909b49a7ef93?source=twitterShare-aeb4dba0d4c5-1469101631 …
My stress dream last night was trying to call a New Zealand phone number to report a missing dog. Adult nightmares are weird.
“Why did you shoot me?” “I don’t know.” No race problem here folks. 🙄 https://twitter.com/BillyCorben/status/755912069979910144 …
Mike Pence’s zingers are almost as bad as my tweets.
Trump gave $2 million to a project $5 million in the hole and it came in $1 million under-budget because math or something
If you look closely you can see the seam on Baby Trump's neck where his mask hides his lizard face.
Can you imagine using an excuse like this at work or in school?
If you laid all of my tweets end-to-end you'd still be too close.
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