#EmbarassYourBestFriend Hattie 'Justine' Jardine http://t.co/y90TJt0o

People seem to be surprised by how shit their school photos are, obviously none of you own mirrors... #troof #lowristhenamebullyingsthegame

Patrick was robbed today... bardly, am I right bois!?

Once Jade was in school all day (not even finished) and literally the only thing she said to me all day was "I like your parting."

Asian @mlock95 in the Rosetta Stone advert?! http://t.co/Xp0TJA83

THE BEST SIMPSONS MOMENT OF ALL TIME. #hansmolemangpoy http://t.co/vDzKVMWk

Bend it Like Beckham stopped me from ever cooking beans #truth #realtalk

Bonding bash? I'd rather bond with a car bonnet as it hit me at high speed #SocialGONNAMAKEMEcommit

Chelsea 'swag' Davies pic.twitter.com/VsgcIZf3XV

I'd pay good money to make Mr Davies say "First place, team (Saint)... Carnage!!!" in Eisteddfod

I don't know whether it's like the weird cooker fumes in Ed's or he was just born like it but there's something seriously wrong with Ryan...

Don't know why everyone's shitting themselves about photo day or whatever, as soon as I walk in they'll just want to snap me all day xoxoxox

Extent of my history knowledge this year; De Bono.

@paskiaseters well someone's had a productive evening pic.twitter.com/bP6hQ97pWI

Shania Twain wrote songs such as 'Still the One' for her husband and he cheated on her with her best friend #LOVEDOESNOTEXIST #MENAREBAD

Ryan's jokes are about as fresh and tasteful as faeces in a cake x

How the fuck do I have an offer

Ffion asked if she looked "fat and frumpy" so I told her that's what the two fs in her name stand for xoxoxoxoxoxox

Patrick's contribution to the Hot Biscuit Wall #1 http://t.co/Auc8Vzmy

A very small part of me kinda doesn't hate the new Taylor Swift song... I'm as disgusted as you are.