I wish boobs were detachable THAT'D BE AWESOME

The #republican party literally makes me want to die

Roxie's has a Quincy cop guard the door now? Really? REALLY.

There's a kid in my drawing class that insists on being called "Sexual Chocolate" instead of his real name

My brother keeps calling my dog Katherine because he thinks that was her name in her past life as a human

#mentionacutecouple me and my cats

@taylaaa you were in my dream last night

I had a dream that I captured a miniature wild sloth and kept it in my hair as a pet #what

I'm literally obsessed with Breaking Bad.

@adamblaton ruh rooh i'm sure you're not the most boring 20 year old out there.. just top 5................... #YOLO

#Colbertforpresident

Too many rainbow pictures

@adamblaton I have a feeling you've either seen this/would enjoy this documentary  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPtl2xR3Zzc …

Is there anyway to request that Netflix have the Scariest Places on Earth series? That show was my childhood

Getting a chest tattoo before you hit 20 is a bold fucking decision to make 👏👏 this tweet is referring to 50% of the males at the beach rn

@tamaralmai um me and @sbuckfuck

“@markhoppus: 1) get her number
2) wait 4 days to call
3) wait 2 days to return a text
4) always be the first to hang up
5) die alone”

The finale of the Office tonight will have me in tears for sure

I want another tattoo but I don't want to spend the money :( wah #FWP

I miss my frands @sbuckfuck @adamblaton @meeesh_connolly @its_emma @em_hill & Angie WAHH