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"3ashan enty bent". "La2, 3ashan enta ebn weskha mesh 3ashan ana bent."
Sebko ento men kol el kalam da, wa7ed professor talab menena lamo2a5za ne3mel pipi fil beit abl ma nero7lo bokra 3ashan el maya at3a 3ando.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
AUC logic: It's not safe if the students block the gates but it's totally safe if we do not have gates at all. #AUCStrike
Put on a long white dress. Hitchhike. When picked up, drive for five minutes. Then say "Be careful up this turn here, this is where I died"
Teshoof el "Do not disturb" sign men hena we te3raf en they are having sex men hena.
A guy doesn't want to leave you alone? Smile, tell him "I'm glad God sent you to me, I needed a father for my baby" and point at your tummy.
"Act like a girl" "A3mel eh yaany?" "Act like a girl" "Okay, does this ipad make me look fat?"
Please explain in less than 7 words why you'd take pictures of yourself while praying?
"إيه البزاز دي؟" "إيه شبة بتوع أمك يا وسخ؟"
Men of quality respect women's equality.
""Strangers," the Blue Man said, "are just family you have yet to come to know.""
LOL, turns out I can't write an article in which I state that our society is dumb and fucked up. I really need to get my own magazine.
عايزة أوضح حاجة، بالنسبالي أي واحد ربى ذقنه و طولها كدة بعد ما مرسي مسك يبقى بالنسبالي معرص إبن وسخة.
Wanted to write a tweet about how Israelis should stop killing Palestinians but then I remembered how Egyptians sexually harass Egyptians.
Animals deserve all the love in the world.
It's amazing how Batates never expects anything from me, no wonder that I love her more than most of the people I know.