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Yay to @ma_franks for shutting down immature, sexist @vice cofounder who believes most women should just raise kids. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/21/gavin-mcinnes-women-workplace_n_4138741.html?utm_hp_ref=tw …
#JonathanFranzenhates the moon. Its light is unspeakably dishonest and no more than a reflection.
How come we never hear the stories of people who clawed their way to success out of bitterness and spite?
That awkward moment when a guy you're texting asks to see a topless pic of you and you send him a url.
Just once I'd like to see someone take the stage to accept an Oscar and say, "Fuck you. No seriously, fuck almost every one of you."
She has a body like a Coke bottle in the sense that her arms are missing and her legs are completely fused together.
Saw an apartment ad that listed sidewalks and mailboxes as "amenities."
When it's nice out like today I enjoy taking long walks and stopping to smell all the different kinds of marijuana my neighbors are smoking.
What % of the US population do you think spends more time watching sex virtually than actually engaging in it themselves physically?
You ever been so poor that when your roommate buys food you interpret it as bragging?
For me, there are generally two kinds of high: "I'm not sure if it's working," and "Oh God, when will it stop?!"
Oops. My tooth was so sweet, I ate it.
Starting a reality show called, "So you think you like dogs?"
Reader/Writer. Dog lover. Bicyclist/Pedestrian. Bathroom selfie apologist. Elginite/Chicagoan (at heart).