Get She and Him To The Greek #IndieMusicMovies @hipstermermaid

A Chinese gymnast fell off the balance beam and now she's going to be killed behind the arena.

@sorelatable "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

Minus the Yogi Bear #IndieMusicMovies @hipstermermaid

@coastiefish No, retarded leopards. Get it right.

You know what would be amazing? If @hansonmusic remade the "MMMBop" video today using the same locations and everything. #15yearslater

Older people love giving thumbs up.

"Don't be afraid to smile and love music that makes you feel good." -Zac Hanson

If one more person mentions making a wish on 11/11/11 at 11:11 I'm going to burn down the planet.

Paul Simon was at the Hanson show. Yep.

I have 3702 songs on my iPod and 2432 in iTunes. *Starts to hyperventilate*

Put on HBO to witness it with me.

Yep, definitely sick. Debating if I should attempt to give my shift up tomorrow night.

If you have Bieber Fever, please consult a physician immediately.

My professor took us out of the computer room. 4 hours without one with this class? Kill me now.

Stiffed on 3 tables back-to-back. That's 0 on over $250. Which means that's almost $10 out of my pocket for serving them. Fucking. Assholes.

(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. ur making all my strong worded texts look harmless & adorable. @tfln

I love you and all Hanson, and I will follow you to Jamaica two years in a row, but $800 for an album w/ a few extras? HELL no.

1 commercial and back to football? What is this shit?! #superbowl

Shit. People are starting to talk about football again.