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Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a fish a man and you'll feed it for a month.
What's the other word for synonym?
I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.
I'm gonna make a sandwich. I need your help, guys. Two guys, actually.
Boobs talk to guys in a language I don't really understand.
There's no use in fighting your demons. Have a beer with your demons instead. Quality time.
Creativity costs much but lack of creativity costs more.
Toilet paper: Brilliant.
My idea of romance is you making a trail of french fires leading to the bed with you naked...under a huge pile of french fries.
Indeed, the Tin Man was lucky not to have a heart.
I sprained my uncle.
Spank me, I'm yours.
Friend or faux?
Love means never having to say sorry I can't swallow that.
No, there's no way I'll eat it without you making the choochoo train sound first.
Die, you obtuse invertebrate, die!
Cancelling revenge plans. I've decided I won't give a flying fuck.
What you do when you're drunk I do when I'm sober.
Twitter. I know, right?!
Can of worms. I keep opening them every single time.