Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a fish a man and you'll feed it for a month.

What's the other word for synonym?

I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

I'm gonna make a sandwich. I need your help, guys. Two guys, actually.

Boobs talk to guys in a language I don't really understand.

There's no use in fighting your demons. Have a beer with your demons instead. Quality time.

Creativity costs much but lack of creativity costs more.

Toilet paper: Brilliant.

My idea of romance is you making a trail of french fires leading to the bed with you naked...under a huge pile of french fries.

Indeed, the Tin Man was lucky not to have a heart.

I sprained my uncle.

Spank me, I'm yours.

Friend or faux?

Love means never having to say sorry I can't swallow that.

No, there's no way I'll eat it without you making the choochoo train sound first.

Die, you obtuse invertebrate, die!

Cancelling revenge plans. I've decided I won't give a flying fuck.

What you do when you're drunk I do when I'm sober.

Twitter. I know, right?!

Can of worms. I keep opening them every single time.