Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a fish a man and you'll feed it for a month.

I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

What's the other word for synonym?

I'm gonna make a sandwich. I need your help, guys. Two guys, actually.

There's no use in fighting your demons. Have a beer with your demons instead. Quality time.

Boobs talk to guys in a language I don't really understand.

Indeed, the Tin Man was lucky not to have a heart.

I sprained my uncle.

My idea of romance is you making a trail of french fires leading to the bed with you naked...under a huge pile of french fries.

Creativity costs much but lack of creativity costs more.

It's only a goddamn yes or no question. Is that so hard? It's not like I'm asking you to reconstruct the theory of fucking relativity.

Try not using long words, diminutive ones will do.

Toilet paper: Brilliant.

I think, therefore I'm single.

Let's touch each other's conscience.

I lost count of the bodies I've buried... Kidding! Hehe.


It's 63.

Spank me, I'm yours.

One day I'll grow my own potatoes.

I'm only bubbly when I've ingested detergent.

Au revoir in French. Adios in Spanish. And Fuck off in English.