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In post 9/11 air travel, most people (unless they are drunk or psychotic) have enough common sense to sit down, STFU, and read their Skymall
The greatest difference between today and the world I grew up in is there didn't used to be any famous Seths.
Little ditty 'bout lack of Diane.
President Obama has invited Ted Cruz to the bill signing so he can witness first hand how government works.
IN SHOCKING DEFEAT, Republicans fail to tank U.S. economy over their lack of understanding that people enjoy being healthy and alive.
Apparently the US senate is still arguing over who has to clear up the toys that the tea partiers threw out of their pram.
BREAKING: BREATHLESS CNN HEADLINES GROWING LARGER, MORE BREATHLESS, AT UNPRECEDENTED RATE
TV Party of Five, starring Henry Rollins as the patriarch of an orphaned punk rock family.
Also, that's called dual citizenship, right? Don't feel I'm better than the rest of you anymore…
Woohoo! I have a double citizenship. Makes me feel all cosmopolitan and better than the rest of you.
I just put so much hoof grease on my hooves!
That new Phoenix video is great but doesn’t change that his voice makes me want to play the quiet game, last to speak wins goldfish crackers
Puppy and I are reading Muriel Barbery while it storms, which would be quite lovely if she weren't turning the e-reader pages with her nose
Just saw a list that called Operation Ivy pop punk. Pretty sure that sound was my head exploding.
Wait, what? The Pixies are back together? And they're going to be in Stockholm next November. Is it the first of April?
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