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Unemployment rate falls to lowest level since 2008. "GODDAMMIT OBA--hey, wait a second" http://money.cnn.com/2012/12/07/news/economy/november-jobs-report/ …
IM TYPING EVERY PARKS AND REC JOKE I KNOW
Whoa, this is still a thing?
That song sounded like Husker if they were Canadian and therefore even better than Husker by the grace of God. I need to hear it again.
THIS PORNOGRAPH IS TURNING ALL OF MY VINYL INTO GENERIC FUNK
I can't tell if my speedometer needs recalibration or if every driver I have encountered today is simply thunderously stupid.
fuck you star me
Guy Fawkes masks that haven't been touched in years are being picked up again today, by people that confuse personal tragedy with victory.
Boy Scouts of America: Building capable young men since 1910. Me: Growling, "Where the fuck IS this place?!" since 2011.
Ha-ha, Twitter. Your simple ruse of emailing me "Tweets [I've] Missed" to remind me you're here have failed, once aga--FUCK
Nothing says "Hey! You're in the Midwest!" quite like a salad made with iceberg lettuce.
Fox News should stop pretending and just fucking make their logo a silhouette of a pickup truck.
Replying to a lengthy text with only "K" isn't just shorthand for agreement. It's also shorthand for, "I am a massive douche."
I think the ultimate point of social media networks is to have their users forget about them.
Dad Talk at the Scout meeting: "Y'all talkin' about chickens?" "You have goats? Want some?" Yeah, I'm in my element.