how pissed do you think paul ryan was when his state did not vote for him but did elect the first openly gay senator in us history

Mitt Romney's belief that he is entitled to speak whenever he wants is white male upper-class privilege in action tbh

Breaking: Elijah Wood & Daniel Radcliffe induct Josh Hutcherson into the Short Square-Headed Male Leads of Billion Dollar Franchises Club.

when obama calls romney on his women's health shit it's like a waterfall of beautiful colorful birth control pills raining down upon me

"Money is the reason we exist. Everybody knows it, it's a fact, kiss kiss." - Mitt Romney

You're not allowed to like the things I like because you like them wrong.

barack city bitch barack barack city bitch joe joe joe biden on my titties bitch

no one twerks like gaston makes it work like gaston no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston

Props to all those parents of werewolves in Harry Potter who had the foresight to name their kids something mythologically appropriate.

CLEAR MRI WOOOOOOOOOOO 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Still holding a candlelight vigil for the Best Director award David Fincher was robbed of in 2010, though.

Everybody have fun with your casually racist families this holiday season!!!!

I'm buying a bottle of champagne for tonight and if Obama wins I want somebody to spray it all over me like I'm in a 50 Cent music video.

do you think when Robb Stark has sex he throws his arms up in the air right before the moment of climax and shouts "WINTER IS COMING"

can we just, like, call the rest of this week off? everybody just stay home and hug each other?

Beyonce's halftime show brought me closer to God

Just popped a bottle of champagne on the balcony while a dejected Romney supporter watched from the next building. #THISMAGICMOMENT

This year for Easter can Justin Timberlake's musical career rise from the dead instead?

s/o to everyone who still screams along to the chorus of "Vindicated" like nobody understands what it's like to be a suburban 8th grader

An organization against LGBTQ teen suicide honored a woman who tells a guy to go kill himself in the first line of a song called Ur So Gay.