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How is Gus still announcing with all that SC dick in his mouth?!
LOVE counteracts fear, hate, anger, depression, anxiety, regret. We need to love one another, our leaders, our country, our world.
#LastTimeUWBeatUO was 52 dog years ago. Almost 57. #goducks
My friend just texted me that Matt Barkley is gonna cry to his beautician about this while she's frosting his bangs & bleaching his asshole.
My cinnamon rolls have risen, too.
I feel I've really conquered this pot roast thing. Bring on marriage.
Pete Carroll on the sideline looked like a little boy who just saw his first set of tits.
I wonder when automated phone systems will start saying "hashtag" instead of "pound." That will be a sad day.
LMJ, meet bench
I'd like to dedicate my 20,000th tweet to the one and only Chip Kelly. "We love each other." /sobs
Colt is amazeballs.
Someday, my children will ask me why I call it "rolling the window up."
Let's rename the parties! Anti-Republican & Anti-Democrat! So sick of this.
Foodie. Ugly laugher. I don't get DMB. I met my soulmate on here. Addicted to football. Let's hear it for the fat guy TD! #goducks