#JustinInspiresMillions not to listen to his music

#sausagegate i'd like a sausage gate,and a wall made of bacon

#doctorsbetterthanconradmurray “hi everybody“ “HI DR NICK“ @dailysimpsons

#BVBAreOurSaviours borussia dortmund? fair enough

the g'day after tomorrow #australianmovies

#myfavouritemcflysongis year 3000

#moviesinmypants there will be blood in my pants

“15 wives? that sounds like a lot of sex“ “i said wives,not girlfriends“ @dailysimpsons

wouldn't it be funny if nick griffin woke up with foreign accent syndrome?

"premature clapulation" when you are at a live gig and think the song is over,and you start to clap...but its not over

30 seconds to overmars #footballerbands

"prepare the celebration ham" "all we have left are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham" "marge,they're just ham ok?" @dailysimpsons

one direction flew over the cuckoos nest #bandmovies

Yesterday I didn't take a photo of swim deep's bassist,because frankly the man looked a fucking state...it looked like he was wearing PJ's

weans world #scottishfilms

"no jury in the world will convict a baby....hmmmmm,maybe texas" @dailysimpsons

"you've ruined a perfectly good jacket" "incorrect marge,TWO perfectly good jackets" @dailysimpsons

so my @gonorthfest night 1 plans are as follows @xcleaversx @shamblesmiller @therecoveryband @belikepablo @carnivores_ @atlasempireuk ...

"i'll be back for the elephant in the morning" "here's the key" "elephants don't have keys" "oh,i'll just keep these then" @dailysimpsons

could england BE anymore 1-0 down at the friends arena?