All the hipster kids are cutting themselves with their triangles thanks to you, @tumblr.

Andrea you self-centered cunt. You're the one taking it all for granted. Just as I was starting to like you. You do nothing. #TheWalkingDead

#peopleimthankfulfor @cassietnova @_shanmarie @mauriasays @aslongasitsfree @atomic_eyes @lancesky and so many more.

"What do they do in the band room?" "I dunno. Band stuff."

Oh my dog. RT @atomic_eyes: You've cat to be kitten me right meow.

OH. GOD. #elms #whiteboard #college http://t.co/lqImfXwO

I know those people. RT @uberfacts: Histrionic Personality Disorder (HPD) is characterized as an overwhelming desire for attention.

Fuck yes RT @wwwbigbaldhead: http://t.co/Pv0xdqHg

That works. RT @uberfacts: Egyptian women would insert stones into their vagina to prevent pregnancy.

Insert complaint here.

#TextsThatGetNoReply "I'm bored"

yes thank you RT @sincerelytumblr: Calling someone 'too skinny' is just as mean as calling someone 'too fat'.

National Cleavage Day? God bless America.

@thekikumarie you know what music they love there? satanic rock.

But Daryl Dixon. Killing zombies with a handgun on a motorcycle. With authority. #TheWalkingDead

Very excited for prom. 👗👠🎀💄

I've got a kitty butt in my face. @drunkcatladies would be jealous of all this pussy and ass I'm getting.

WHY THE FUCK IS THE EASTER BUNNY HERE

Look at that ginger. @_shanmarie http://t.co/3PHj28u2

When you kill a zombie that even Daryl couldn't kill, you're a mother fucking BADASS. You go, Glenn coco! #TheWalkingDead