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"I fucking love Target."
The plans I'd made for today, as with every day, are subject to change per R. Kelly's album release schedule.
"Cannot Take Photo: There is not enough available storage to take a photo. Delete a few of your pictures of dogs."
That's how much fuck fish.
If you think about it, we're all tall glasses of water.
Girl, if you look half as good naked as you do right now... then you look twice as good with your clothes on as you do with them off.
"I injured my groin playing baseball," is a sentence that starts out strong but ends up a real snoozer.
I smoke two joints in the morning g'night!
If anybody wants to jam later, I know all the bass parts to Little Shop of Horrors.
The truth is that Jesus saves everything: gum, Snapple caps, batteries. He's a hoarder.
Alright, I'm all caught up. Has the new season of Cheers started yet?
Nobody's forcing God to smoke cigarettes in Britain.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him how to Dougie and all his bitches love him.
Get Banged by Locals 2012
Who wants to get freaky?