@regisl YOU ARE MADE OF GLASS AND FILLED WITH ART

@regisl http://t.co/EFV0O0yX

@regisl @__shrine__ because you'd both like these... pic.twitter.com/bfheHuPs

Dank Basement
#rejectedthemeparkideas

@regisl http://t.co/jScpKtke

@sailor_moon_irl <3 http://t.co/ubODhsD2

@sailor_moon_irl http://t.co/O1F7R4ub

At Fetus Corp. we just take your money...We are literally a bunch of useless fetuses that have formed a corporation, so give us your money

Man, a fetus corporation could get so much money...

@regisl The toes on my left foot are named (from smallest to largest) Pizza, Iron Man, Wiggles, The Golden Hen, And Special Favorite...

Dude I'm sleeping with asked me what my twitter name was. I said no.
Def can't have that shit.

@wuteverrrr Twinkie cream pearl necklace

How about a video of me brushing my hair while listening to HaHaHa by Flipper?

Sooo molecular gastronomy is just making everything into varying forms of gelatin?

@regisl I used to eat at ikea every monday morning, this was my favorite mislabeled sign... http://t.co/DZFFJstm

#tweetlikeregis YOU AND EVERY YOU PAST AND PRESENT IN A ROOM CELEBRATING EVERY NOW THAT HAS BEEN AND WILL EVER BE

Please scoop me up and take care of me- I don't really want you to, & I'll definitely try to pitch in, but I really need a bit of coddling.

@tzilla who's @hardlycore?

Can we all just agree that "dude" is a gender neutral term? Because for real I will call you dude regardless of gender...

@regisl I never showed you the finished paper mâché swan... http://t.co/3T25ceTk