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At Fetus Corp. we just take your money...We are literally a bunch of useless fetuses that have formed a corporation, so give us your money
Man, a fetus corporation could get so much money...
Dude I'm sleeping with asked me what my twitter name was. I said no.
Def can't have that shit.
How about a video of me brushing my hair while listening to HaHaHa by Flipper?
Sooo molecular gastronomy is just making everything into varying forms of gelatin?
#tweetlikeregis YOU AND EVERY YOU PAST AND PRESENT IN A ROOM CELEBRATING EVERY NOW THAT HAS BEEN AND WILL EVER BE
Please scoop me up and take care of me- I don't really want you to, & I'll definitely try to pitch in, but I really need a bit of coddling.
Can we all just agree that "dude" is a gender neutral term? Because for real I will call you dude regardless of gender...