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I sweat horribly.
I'm not saying she's a gold digger, but she did suddenly move to California in 1849.
Call me bro. Dude was my father's name.
When you can't sleep because you're thinking about "life."
You gotta consider the Chaka pros and the Chaka Khans.
Everybody says that my Cranberries cover band called The Craisins sucks.
Not having Rick Rubin produce your record is the new having Rick Rubin produce your record.
I'm a narcissist. Please RT.
Escher was a whack M.C.
Think I might have just postponed joy.
Be nice to your servers tonight!
Spike Lee retweeted me. Good day so far.
My cousin says he can't hang out today because he's a Monday Adventist. Is that even a thing?
Are the Pizza Prophecies real?
Taking acid before bed. Acidophilus, son.
Reading is the new drinking.