yoyoha

@yoyoha

Josh Hara

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I'm just a boy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.
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Facebook = Star Wars,
Twitter = Empire Strikes Back,
Google+ = Return of the Jedi.

MySpace = Stupid prequels.
"In this same office, firing you." - Best answer to the "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" job interview question.
Parenting is mostly just informing kids how many more minutes they have of something.
The 4 Stages of Going Out:
1. Why do I do this to myself
2. This isn't so bad
3. WE SHOULD DO THIS MORE OFTEN
4. Why do I do this to myself
I was sad that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet. We both felt bad for a guy wearing Crocs.
"If only I would have checked myself" - guy who wrecked himself
Dear Women,

We don't say this enough, but thank you. For not killing us in our sleep.

Love, Men
Leaving a cup of water next to a plant then letting it die shows the rest of the plants in the house I’m not about to put up with their shit
98% of all band-aids are used to cover up a child's melodramatic bullshit.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU" - Declaration of Independence first draft
"Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in" - children