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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    There should be a food group called "fuck it."

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    Home_Halfwaykelkulus
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    A phone is a pacifier for your eyes.

    • 231
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    jane_bot
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    1. Agree to do something
    2. Do everything but that thing until right before it needs to be done
    3. Panic
    4. Goof around on the internet

    • 260
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    • 128
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    TrainedHedonist
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Facebook = friends i have
    Twitter = friends i want to have

    • 297
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    • 96
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    KarenLyneButler
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    every time my kids ask me "are we there yet?" i exclaim "YES!" then pull into a gas station, park and stare at them until they start crying

    • 385
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    • 128
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    Home_Halfway
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.

    • 2,188
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    • 1,086
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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    how to be healthy
    1. always eat breakfast
    2. have a light lunch
    3. enjoy a sensible dinner
    4. FREAK OUT @ 11pm & EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE

    • 328
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    • 208
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    kailynmorsewinkletitCougCasterealbreWildflowaaasuperphippsmeows4evatantrumbrigade
    PeachCoffin
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Look forward to Chick-fil-A introducing their Only Some People Are Allowed to Be Happy Meal.

    • 1,961
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    • 4,569
    • RETWEETS
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    TheKenyan_Northside_MikeSomthinBoutSaragigglegirlnoeltheNuzzyfoodandwhiningMolly_KatsSamGrittnersweet_toof
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Fun new drinking game: Pretend you're not an alcoholic

    • 202
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    WenChristeShirleyEweRySalMAwordsartmagicItsRiCoStarblablablafuckitSonofConwayJen_for_real
    • 74
    • RETWEETS
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    WhiskeySoured
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    "Don't be THAT Kind of asshole, be THIS kind of asshole" - religion

    • 528
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    • 306
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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Rubbing a dog's ear on your face beats anything that could happen in a club.

    • 167
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    • 53
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    IGotsSmarts
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    A donut is the best way to extinguish the flames of your sadness for 10 seconds.

    • 126
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    • 53
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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    winter needs to calm the fuck down

    • 233
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    • 127
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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    When God closes a laptop, he opens an iPad.

    • 146
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    • 61
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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Don't forget to stop and Instagram the roses.

    • 652
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    • 782
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    AaronFullerton
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    "it's ok to be fat" – cold weather
    "no it's not" – warm weather

    • 331
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    • 148
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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    1. think of a joke
    2. chuckle at the joke
    3. tweet the joke
    4. no one likes the joke
    5. hate the joke
    6. hate yourself
    7. die

    • 748
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    • 468
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    CaseyMcCollum
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    How to live a healthy lifestyle:
    1. Fuck it

    • 188
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    • 89
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    markhoppus
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Why do all the Google Rorshach Doodles look like my dad leaving us for his new family in Indiana

    • 109
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    theguydf
  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    not having a tattoo is the new tattoo

    • 165
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    • 102
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    Petote
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