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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    before you ask a woman to marry you at a sporting event don't do that

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    please don't answer
    please don't answer
    please don't answer
    please don't answer
    please don't answer
    - me making a phone call

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    IDEA: A picture in picture TV that instead of showing other channels shows the inside of your refrigerator

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Look forward to Chick-fil-A introducing their Only Some People Are Allowed to Be Happy Meal.

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    filling an empty M&M's bag with frozen peas is a good way to teach your children an important lesson about trust

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    being a dad is mostly finding creative ways to pick things up without getting out of your seat.

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  • yoyoha
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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Facebook = Star Wars,
    Twitter = Empire Strikes Back,
    Google+ = Return of the Jedi.

    MySpace = Stupid prequels.

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    She died doing what she loved. Having surgery. #RIPJoanRivers

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    A phone is a pacifier for your eyes.

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    There should be a food group called "fuck it."

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    1. Agree to do something
    2. Do everything but that thing until right before it needs to be done
    3. Panic
    4. Goof around on the internet

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Facebook = friends i have
    Twitter = friends i want to have

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    every time my kids ask me "are we there yet?" i exclaim "YES!" then pull into a gas station, park and stare at them until they start crying

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    how to be healthy
    1. always eat breakfast
    2. have a light lunch
    3. enjoy a sensible dinner
    4. FREAK OUT @ 11pm & EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Fun new drinking game: Pretend you're not an alcoholic

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    "Don't be THAT Kind of asshole, be THIS kind of asshole" - religion

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    Rubbing a dog's ear on your face beats anything that could happen in a club.

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  • yoyoha
      Josh Hara @yoyoha

    A donut is the best way to extinguish the flames of your sadness for 10 seconds.

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