WHAT DO WE WANT? (Cookies!) WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? (Now!) #OccupySesameStreet

@pattonoswalt I really wanted you to pull that joke off. I was a Hopper/Hopper hopper hopper hoper.

Gaul, You'll Be A Roman Soon. #ancientsongs 

Try another cookie. #RejectedCookieFortunes (I actually got this one once.)

Parchment Scrolls Killed The Papyrus Star #ancientsongs 

IMPORTANT MESSAGE: It is National Hug Day and Squirrel Appreciation Day, but DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HUG A SQUIRREL!

They Might Be Gerunds #CopyEditorBands @tmbg

Until "e" can speak freely, we shall not remain silent! #OccupySesameStreet

Se7en + The Fifth Element = Twelve Monkeys #MovieMashupsIWouldPayToSee 

Two Guys, A Girl, and the Pluperfect Subjunctive #PastTenseSitcoms 

He's Got The Whole World In His Bum #addbumtoasongtitle #goingtohell

Minivan Halen #modernized80sbands 

Principal photography for Cleopatra never ceased. There are still actors in dusty loincloths waiting to hear "Cut". #fakeclassicfilmrumors 

Bridge Over Shark-Infested Waters #MoreExcitingSimonAndGarfunkel 

Well, yes. It is in the monkeys' flight path, but the city just paid for double-glazing, so you'll never hear a thing! #TheRealtorOfOz 

Four Wordings And A Numeral #WordyFilms 

Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever an iron can. Steams your shirt, squashes ants, puts the creases in your pants... @cool_pond @wartsnack

When Everybody Knew Their Place #AlternativeNamesForLadyAntebellum

Because olive drab looks grey on camera, everything on the set of M*A*S*H was bright purple, shot through a filter. #MadeUpFacts 

SNL Alums Trying To Be Taken Seriously #NetflixStreamingCategories