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Just checking the UKIP manifesto for the words 'invade' and 'Poland'.
Stolen a sit-on lawnmower from some pricks shed. I'm on my way to ram raid Currys/PC World.
I'm wearing a little hat to hide my identity.
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Between 2000 and 2006 the horse was the most deadly animal in Australia. In the same period, one person was killed by a cat.