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white ppl always wasting my time smh
how to be a horrible person: 1. have loli in your twitter name 2. have a shiba dog twitter pic
BRING WALUIGI BACK #occupymushroomkingdom
i have the social skills of a fleshlight
i keep losing track of whos actually gay, ironically gay, perjoratively gay, or gaycurious
my mom bought ranch-flavored wheat thins. satan is alive in this household
once you lose your eyebrows, you must earn them back
http://www.nowgamer.com/news/1896526/pokemon_x_y_could_introduce_new_fairy_type.html … I'M MOANING IN PLEASURE AS I READ THIS
im really happy that no one was in the car when i choked on a burrito and cried on the freeway
i want my tombstone to say "dead and gay"
i can't tell if i'm just a really good driver or a really bad drinker
let it be known that I hate boys
the mere existence of tequila is the only thing motivating me during finals week
~ ultra scandalous bubblegum delinquent ~ #vampdiva ~ diary of a magical mermaid sociopath (▰˘◡˘▰) ~