white ppl always wasting my time smh

is @disassemblyline male or female? 13 or 31? anime fucker or anime hater? autistic or retarded? we'll never know

@69centcone "ways to make butt smaller" is in forrest's search history fjyi

@notnue http://t.co/N1SbRf0e asdfasdf

we're all lesbians, here at http://t.co/7veI6OHB

how to be a horrible person: 1. have loli in your twitter name 2. have a shiba dog twitter pic

BRING WALUIGI BACK #occupymushroomkingdom

i have the social skills of a fleshlight

i keep losing track of whos actually gay, ironically gay, perjoratively gay, or gaycurious

my mom bought ranch-flavored wheat thins. satan is alive in this household

ladies and gentlemen, @69centcone  http://puu.sh/2PNmG.png 

once you lose your eyebrows, you must earn them back

 http://www.nowgamer.com/news/1896526/pokemon_x_y_could_introduce_new_fairy_type.html … I'M MOANING IN PLEASURE AS I READ THIS

im really happy that no one was in the car when i choked on a burrito and cried on the freeway

i want my tombstone to say "dead and gay"

i can't tell if i'm just a really good driver or a really bad drinker

let it be known that I hate boys

@crack_raggedy eek a penis

the mere existence of tequila is the only thing motivating me during finals week

@crack_raggedy @69centcone LOUD GAY SCREAMING