"Hi, I'm Beyonce" - something I wish I could say

@mr_dood Yes!  http://www.austindesis.com/Holi2013AustinTX.aspx …

@emmycoyote cute cute cute cute <3

Total truth. Srsly. RT @ashsoftball8: I miss the days where Id always get a goodmorning kiss and goodnight kiss. #imyATX

@catsoraven LOVE YOU TOO <3

Penis Day? What is this and how do I get involved?

I always thought I was smart...until I came to UT.

Barely the first week and I'm already stressed. #COLLEGE !!

LOL RT @austinist: Nelly's Tour Bus Stopped In Texas With Heroin, 10 Pounds Of Pot http://t.co/JgOOmhCJ

That honey boo boo child kid is so fucking annoying. It's not even funny...

@lumpyspacesteph <3 RT @xstrology #Pisces are true friends. They're the ones who will pick you up at 3am; You can always count of them.

My parents always ask me why I'm not a normal child... EXCUSE YOU! You raised me!

Every time I mention a facial, I want to take it back because I don't want it to sound like a cum facial...

#sophomoreyeargoals prioritize school and close relationships over everything.

I'm just head over heels, guys. No, seriously... ♡

I WANT TO GO TO HOBBY LOBBY AND ULTA AND BARNES AND NOBLE ASJFALKSJFL

I hate this so much :/ RT @heartcapricorn #Capricorn's cannot fake a smile or hide our feelings when we are upset.

Omg my mom doesn't know about crystal meth, awwwe that's cute. LOL.

So glad my dad was persistent with my mom. She played extremely hard to get.

FUCK YOU, PERRY RT @jjjeorge RT @thinkprogress Rick Perry announces Texas won’t implement the Affordable Care ... http://t.co/jaC6cipJ