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I might suck at sleeping through the night, but I'm completely awesome at napping a Saturday into oblivion.
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Oh sweet heavens--what in the world possessed me to look at the nutritional information of a French Cruller donut? Can't ever eat one again.
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My computer just told me "Sorry, 'www.facebook.com' does not exist...". I suspect it's my network connection, but I SO wish it was true :-)
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By my estimation there's about 729% humidity in Orlando right now. Did Mother Nature miss the memo that it's November, or is this normal?
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I have a fear of both speaking in public & having to make small-talk with ppl I don't know. I think it's getting worse as I get older, too.
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If you're like me & ♥ Twitter but wouldn't miss Facebook if it got lost in the ether, you might appreciate this podcast: http://tr.im/Gcj4
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2 coworkers have said, "You look tired" to me today. And I am. Apparently the mascara I put on to try and *not* look tired failed miserably.
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"Look at me, I'm Derek Jeter! I can jump, twist, and throw all at the same time! I can't get anyone out doing it, but don't I look awesome?"
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Wow. I now remember why I never watch the local news. I feel like I just spent the last 10 minutes watching 8-year-olds play at reporting.
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The coughing continues, despite departing the restaurant. Why must it get worse as I'm finally feeling better?
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The screaming child in the Maple Leaf lounge makes me really glad splurging for my business class seat only cost $1 more than coach.
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The A/C will escape on the 1st floor, rendering the upstairs bedroom too hot to sleep in. Poor A/C can't overcome laws of physics.
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Theextent to which stupid people (that being everyone) are annoying me today cannot be overstated. #StayAwayIfYouKnowWhat'sGoodForYou
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Damn you, Netflix delivery. Now I have the 'Firefly' theme stuck in my head. Have a feeling that's going to result in some strange dreams.
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