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Yes hello can your dog come out to play please.
You want to do a couples photoshoot for Facebook?
Ok that will be $40 for the b&w plus one color edit and $20 for the Papyrus watermark.
I Followed Rob Delaney And All I Got Was This Stupid Tattoo
I don't make the rules.
I just ignore them.
*dives into Chuck E. Cheese ballpit* SPRING BREAK, SPRING BREAK FOREVERRRR
Heidi Fleiss keeps getting arrested for things I wish I'd done with my life
Suicide is not funny. Bullying is not funny. Teenage hysteria based on hashtags and Tumblr posts is very, very funny.
YOUR DOG CAN BUY YOU ALCOHOL WHEN HE'S ONLY 3 YEARS OLD
pros: boyish good looks. cons: tweets get too real, frightening
Mel Gibson giving your dad the most furious handjob you could possibly imagine
"hope you're ready for the dick of your life" is probably something some dude has said before putting his penis in a lady
There is a thin line between an AC and a DC.
*drops a baby*
*pulls it up slowly with iPhone headphones*
I gotcha don't worry
why are they called 'condoms' and not 'sausage casing'
Someone with the word Republican in his bio just followed me. Taking bets as to how quickly he'll report me for spam.
but how do I know if a guy hates me FOR ME
I want to be that friend who dies from having too much sex. Shut up, it’s a thing.
Based on the true story of a man's frivolous spending on plastic furniture & addiction to pizza rolls. Leo DiCaprio IS The Wolf of Walmart.
In 1993, Zach Heltzel was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.