@sweden I read this comic about the butter crisis. Sweden's point of view is pretty funny :) http://t.co/sUf5BHqu

Claire Danes won for Temple Grandin! It's her best performance ever by far. It's amazing seeing the real Temple Grandin there. #goldenglobes

Go Spurs go!

@sydnayy243 Stuff your face with onion rings from the Gristmill. :D #seriouslythoughihavenoideaiamwatchinginglouriousbasterds

@sydnayy243 A pretty damn cool alien. :)

"Aziz, light!"

@obsidiantears83 Speaking of Arcade Fire, they are going to hold a lecture on Haiti at my uni. :) http://t.co/R7tvfGXk

@obsidiantears83 NECESSARY HASHTAG: #ZJAMAZING! <3 Congratulations!

@obsidiantears83 I... I don't know. :D

@obsidiantears83 Two days ago, we had sleet/snow. Very little, but still. Today, the high is 24°.

@obsidiantears83 Oh my god, oh my god. Noel Clarke just replied to me. NOEL CLARKE. #silentlyfreakingout #happyhappyhappy // Mmm... jam!

@obsidiantears83 I HAVE TIM TAMS! I lack Nutella (just ran out!) and desiccated coconut, unfortunately. They sound good, don't they?

@obsidiantears83 I just imagined you making Nutella Tim Tam Lamington cupcakes. #australitalian

@obsidiantears83 I just saw this. Tears, Zja, tears! They're rolling down my face. Thank you so much. One quadrillion hearts & spoons to you

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Newt attacked Mitt because he can speak French. I don't like Romney's politics—but REALLY, NEWT?! Pres. Van Buren's 1ST language was DUTCH!

#FF before I forget: @_viouslymaggie @queen_uk @ajenglish @vdaze @sazzymch @danlev @turtle_dustin @dammitmel @the_adamwest @rationalists :)

@obsidiantears83 I can totally see that happening. I imagine Jack must have a thing for really tall beings. :)

@obsidiantears83 I did, too. :) #imaginecaptainjackandchewbaccatogether

@thiagolooney I agree—I'm comfortable with nudity as well as my own body—but I know exactly what you mean& the same thing would happen to me