Good luck @pandafix @zackolantern @domcollo @vineapp @shelila @bbdony

Are Jews for Jesus?
Are Yous for Yeezus?
40 minutes of "Bless You"
Like an album of Sneezus
-for @kanyewest

@zackolantern also: "there is no greater weapon in a (creator's) arsenal than a strategically-placed song" - Will Ferrell

@dens I can't be the only one wondering this - what's the time machine song?

#secretwalls the thinker @ Ace Hotel New York  http://instagram.com/p/aPmzEoDF5o/ 

Cool. Maybe now non-Minnesotans can get back to asking me if I know Prince instead of how Michele Bachmann keeps getting elected.

Did you just give me a bro hug? OMG was that a bro hug? Am I a bro?

Guy in coach Americasplaining capitalism to Vietnamese lady by talking about the planes he owns. Why didn't you fly yourself ya dick

First-time backers of the Veronica Mars and Zach Braff projects went on to pledge over $400,000 to 2,200 smaller projects so far.

@lowes Hat tip for solid use of @vineapp with #lowesfixinsix! #socialmedia #howto #dyi #VineOn

Andy Borowitz Crushed By Low Hanging Fruit  http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/scalia-never-going-to-another-nba-game.html …

DID CNN JUST BROADCAST THE ADDRESS OF FAMILY MEMBERS OF THE BOMBERS? DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?

*FBI releases photo of Dalmatian puppy*

CNN: We know the suspect is a very large, dangerous Black Labrador

Log off is now dead. Please stop using it immediately.

well this is one of the cooler things i've seen in a while  http://hyperlapse.tllabs.io/ 

Ask @selfawareroomba RT @zackolantern: when weird twitter becomes self aware, is it still weird twitter?

what a legendary last line from Ebert...  http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2013/04/a_leave_of_presense.html …

@adrianh Per @brad_frost "Carousels exist to keep people from beating the shit out of each other in meetings." Solves org, not user problem

40* Best Reactions to 40 Hottest Women in Tech:  http://bit.ly/165SOEE  (*actually more than 40)

Maker’s Mark waters down its bourbon to meet rising demand  http://theatln.tc/XmeDN1  via @quartznews