#ThugLawThursday all thugs know that getting a good 8 hour sleep is the best foundation for smackin bitches and gettin scrill up @roywoodjr

Sick armband tattoo, bro. What tribe are you from?

Girls that like beer are awesome.

@kylekinane i've sung "I Will Always Love You" to a crave case a handful of times.

Bros @emilynickels @cutiecar @katiefskelly @leahjeanmatz http://t.co/go80xi4J

Officially a full brother of Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity. #VDBL

@kailybaby17 hey i know you right now so don't forget me when you shit upon taylor swift's career.

@mbwhitlock12 just did #velocity

Doubt me, I dare you to.

You cannot trust anyone. The faster you learn that, the better.

"Levels" on the piano. The universe is melting. http://t.co/uhLko76X!

Just posted a photo http://t.co/wQGfbegn

if you truly believe JoePa was in the right here, you're the most shielded Penn State fan of all time, or you are fucking socially blind.

Earl Sweatshirt is the greatest lyricist if all time

Throw up in the pool... I didn't see any Carmel girls walk in?

Fat shouts out to DJ FunDip aka @bsudonatello (@trinidaddynate @austin_ciroc @matty_ise)

@nateblogg @rackcityjack the mob game v skrong, v serious

My mom thinks I have a deep-seeded psychological issue that I'm trying to fix with clothes and I'm like "no man I just love shoes and stuff"

Photo: @spark_notes #BASED http://t.co/uUPZ4KSO

If I could marry any girl, it would be the girl on the cover of "Contra" by Vampire Weekend. #dreamwoman #whitepolo