Next time someone sends a "in my day we drank gasoline & we turned out fine" spam, send link to historical infant mortality rates

@rrisc @intelwire @coverthistory @hayesbrown @jeffemanuel Alex jones is an inside job

Is there a blue man group for every major market? Are there franchising opportunities available? Can I use my own paint?

I think some people confuse a driver's license with an asshole's license.

At some point we're gonna have to explain Limp Bizkit to the kids

@pimeisgood @ventivodkacran  http://youtu.be/Sqz5dbs5zmo 

Tweeps twatting about oscars: die.

If everyone is responsible, nobody really is. The corollary is also true.

It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

@videodoor pic.twitter.com/IzznuFEkEJ

@chewstroke if there is an award for raw genius, consider yourself nominated

@chewstroke and its not sharing either

@robertwmaxwell oh, we've all done that

@chewstroke just for that pill to kick in

Acclimatized to the lunacy

@chewstroke why wait? pedal to the metal!

@chewstroke so noble

Whoever designed the 95/old st Augustine interchange needs Chinese water torture sessions. #betterjax

@1stcitizenkane republics have far greater lifespans then any communism societies. Even the quasi-ancient ones in Greek/roman times.

They can't be stupid enough to think this is going to work