Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Next time someone sends a "in my day we drank gasoline & we turned out fine" spam, send link to historical infant mortality rates
Can lettuce be not ripe?
Is there a blue man group for every major market? Are there franchising opportunities available? Can I use my own paint?
I think some people confuse a driver's license with an asshole's license.
Oh Hi Mr Recruiter... whats that, you need a dev in Seattle? But, oh no... I live in Florida. If only there were tools to bridge that gap
If you tap my laptop screen with your finger or worse, a pen, my EULA empowers me to hasten your untimely death
I'll have a coke? Oh, you only have Pepsi? I'll have a Mountain Dew. Sierra mist? What kind of fucked up place is this?
how did you get into the parks before the government?
At some point we're gonna have to explain Limp Bizkit to the kids
Tweeps twatting about oscars: die.
If everyone is responsible, nobody really is. The corollary is also true.
It must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.