That Jason Statham is immortal and Sean Bean...not so much. #WhatMoviesTaughtMe

woah, woah, woah, who let the liberal marxist socialist ask a question? #cnndebate

ATTACK THE BLOCK Q/A EDGAR WRIGHT PT.1: http://t.co/f2GQYdWB via @youtube

I'm guessing the fire demon is a jinn. #trueblood

Nothing like two Milquetoast dudes passively fighting over a gals heart. To dream the impossible dream. #newsroom

lol at this treacly music playing at the end of her monologue. #newsroom

I find Emily Mortimer to be infinitely punchable. #newsroom

This dude i liked once asked me who David #Bowie was. He was instantly dead to me.

rock n' roll, Preacher, cookies, and the devil. #ThingsThatILike

Going to the mall, how very.

I actually resent Bill Maher more for his stale ass jokes and shitty delivery than for his misogony tbh.

What Everyone Should Know About Trayvon Martin (1995-2012) - thepoliticalfreakshow: http://t.co/bnftSAXZ

WALKING DEAD

If anyone out there needs help getting out: The National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1−800−799−SAFE(7233) #drewpetersonuntouchable

He is not fucking this chick in the fruit cellar while his wife and kids are sleeping smh. #drewpeterson

@tess The preferred phone of serial killers and drug dealers.

METH OOOO MEEETTTH! #Intervention

#FF The splendiferous @_saladinho_, the copacetic @cdashiell, and the twisted @tess

I'd rather be Forever Alone than date some misogynist, gaping asshole who's not on my level. I've got enough b.s. to trod though as it is.

...to keep from being Forever Alone, C) waste my time, energy, and money trying to rehabilitate assholes, or D) all of the above.