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Spec = asking the world to have sex with you and promising dinner date to one lucky winner.
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Real web designers write code. Always have, always will. #aea
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I don't see why Tiger is complaining. AT&T drops me all the time.
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My apartment looks like a unicorn fucked it.
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What if Twitter's fake and I'm the only user?
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SM=Social Media? Oh, man, did I wear the wrong gear to this party.
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Content precedes design. Design in the absence of content is not design, it's decoration.
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Twitter: an online tool that enables bookish adults to simulate the popularity they did not experience in high school. See also: Internet.
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Client who saves $5,000 buying cut-rate non-semantic HTML will later spend $25,000 on SEO consultant to compensate.
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Love will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no love.
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I believe that @ replies should be between a man and a woman.
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Have some respect for the TSA. They've stopped toddlers from blowing up planes with strawberry milk.
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★ Star Wars Episode IV in HTML5 + CSS3. ★ http://j.mp/775sfb Works only in Safari 4. #bbd09 #webstandards Hat tip: @abrahamvegh @gesteves
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You haven't lived until you've heard your four year old refer to your dog as "my fine turdsmith."
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The danger in speaking from the heart is that your listener may respond with the brain.
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Actually, Barnes & Noble, I think I'll save *100%* on Dan Brown's follow-up to The Da Vinci Code.
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Saw Cameron Diaz on her way to the gym. I was wearing the shirt I'd slept in, walking my dog, holding a bag of shit.
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One day my heart grew legs and called me daddy.
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"No problem" is the new "fuck you."
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I'LL GO TO THE GYM WHEN THEY HAVE A MACHINE THERE THAT LETS ME WRITE HTML.
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