New Smashing Pumpkins and Fiona Apple albums out today. For a second there I thought I was late to 6th period.

On Google+ Launch, I bet $FBOOK feels the same way $GOOG felt when $MSFT launched Bing.

Thanks to Twitter I can now watch media professionals argue all day w/ other media professionals about whats wrong with the media profession

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So the market is always right, but jobs numbers are fake, but market is up on jobs number, therefore...

Nothing better explains the US than a billionaire threatening another w/ a LBO to prove that a nutrition company isn't a pyramid scheme $HLF

The issue with Android  http://stks.co/r7BE  vs. iOS  http://stks.co/p7IA  $AAPL $GOOG

I can't wait for the Business Insider phone. Instead ringing it will text me "You Will Never Guess Who is Calling You Right Now"

When I was a kid I never envisioned that as a grown ass man I'd say the word "tweet" all day at work.

It was only a matter of time. http://t.co/2rhM6QM

Just bought placenta.ly. Social birth certificate sharing is going to be huge.

A new DMX album dropped today and you guys are all talking about the iPhone.

What problem does Google+ solve?

FUN FACT: At 11:49 AM ET Yesterday, $P = $NP.

$GOOG going after $FB with Google Glass. No better way to share that your relationship status is single than slapping on a pair of those.

Somewhere there is some guy in an underground bunker getting an earful from his wife.

"The rogue algorithm, due to it's experience working in the back office, knew how to hide its trades well."

A billion dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool, a picture of a billion dollars with the Nashville filter on.

The fact that they've been debating the deficit for a half hour is what's wrong with this country.

We say nothing when the gov't restricts our freedom to privacy but freak out for a week when they restrict our freedom to drink big sodas