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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Blah blah blah Mr. Freeman.
It's raining and I'm sitting in front of my computer with a cup of coffee. This weather works for me.
During these big games, all those who never watch football suddenly know everything. Love it.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? — It was in tents.
Ordered food online, paid with PayPal; now I only have to wait for the robot to deliver the stuff.
Dominic Miller is one hell of a guitarist. 'nuff said.
I love it when people tape their laptop webcam shut. Nothing says "I am utterly paranoid" more than that.
I'm a really nice guy, but if I see another "GEMA has not granted the [...] rights" notification on #youtube, I will destroy something.
I think the voice recognition just had an orgasm listening to my sexy voice. Or it crashed. So much room for interpretation.