@ftrain "Tot or Not?"

@zeldman That's why he works on X-mas.

.@peterbeinart @marksofla Pesach Sheini?

@ihackbanme No one chooses to be Rick-Rolled.

Sometimes I look forward to food, if only as a vehicle for hot sauce.

I found a set of keys & @walgreens gave me their address, phone and 1st name when I read them loyalty card number on the phone. Scary.

.@cholentface Don't worry, I have an eruv around the whole world. It's just a pole with a nail in the top. I check it every Friday.

Some lady just offered me a pamphlet about The Lord. Maybe I should have offered her one about my band.

RT @mayoremanuel 011011000110000101101110011001110111001101101000011101000110011101101110011010110110001101100… (cont) http://deck.ly/~XYdJO

"Akdamut" is Aramaic for "lullaby."

@thetalkingmula  http://www.jewishjournal.com/hollywood_jew/article/dos_equis_pitchman_is_jewish_actor_living_in_marina_del_rey_20100504 …

מוריד הטל

@cholentface  http://velvel.blogspot.com/2004/12/cappella.html …

@unclechaim  http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:USRoute10WelcomeToWisconsin.jpg …

@dubster2k I've never seen a @vineapp video. Almost impossible on Android. No app. Mobile website doesn't work on Chrome.

.@anildash I heard Google was shutting down QR codes.

@anildash I always assumed it was an elaborate Rick Roll.

@glynmoody It's not a cycle, dude. That's the point. It's one way.

@jyuter You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Stylistically, I prefer to use one finger on each hand when I make air quotes about javascript.