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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    I don't see any reason why boxed wine shouldn't come with a little straw stuck to the side.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    Your new password cannot be any of the last 6,452 passwords you used, or the one you're thinking of now.

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    If you're not part of the solution you're probably someone I could be friends with.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    Whenever I hear, "this call may be recorded for training purposes" I take it as a challenge.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    The kids in this carpool are so loud I can't hear myself drink.

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    I try to get my recommended daily allowance of water by ordering all my drinks on the rocks.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    I was out of cellphone range for about 3 minutes there so I know what it's like to be brought back to life on the operating table.

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    Today Brad and Angelina filed adoption papers for Beyonce's baby.

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    I'm never drinking again, again.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    He returned it to Jared.

    The sequel.

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    I would totally go to Twitter rehab




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    My kid asked what a buzzkill feels like so I signed him up for summer school.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    I'm in charge of the cooler for the picnic at the lake today. There is only room for beer & a few straws for the kids to drink lake water.

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      Kilo Charlie @zgbetty

    The best time to tell someone they were adopted is at a family reunion.

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