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Covering a camel toe with a fanny pack is proof that two wrongs don't make a right.
Class action lawsuits are gangs for white people.
Stay in school kids. You can't afford premium quality drugs without an education.
This donut scented car air freshener is going to pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
I don't see any reason why boxed wine shouldn't come with a little straw stuck to the side.
If you're not part of the solution you're probably someone I could be friends with.
Whenever I hear, "this call may be recorded for training purposes" I take it as a challenge.
The kids in this carpool are so loud I can't hear myself drink.
Nice try female porn stars. The rest of us can get the job done in 1/10th the time.
I try to get my recommended daily allowance of water by ordering all my drinks on the rocks.
I was out of cellphone range for about 3 minutes there so I know what it's like to be brought back to life on the operating table.
Today Brad and Angelina filed adoption papers for Beyonce's baby.
Interviewer asked where I see myself in 5 yrs: "With 6 digit stars & maybe a couple favstar trophies. I'll have internet access, right?"