http://t.co/A1lHtI8y @dogboner?????????

Hello #dfwfollowtrain. I'm excited to gain followers and then lose them as soon as I start tweeting

@hermit_thrush_ its cool to wear ironically poor clothes & decorate w ironically useless items at your beachhouse. Wait, oh no my beachhouse

Singles in your area are taking advantage of having that ideal body shape you'll never achieve.

You could be watching porn right now.

Send me a photo of you naked looking at Maru videos

@jamesfhinz thanks, Obama.

I think I hate twitter

EVERYONE STOP BEING SO GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE

I bet I could get more twitter followers if I tweeted a pic of my boobs

I dont seem to recall 60 degrees being January weather.

@dogboner turns out he was in a cover band. now he is bald and works at a sewage treatment plant

@dogboner used to wonder why my dad would leave me in the truck all night when he was playing at bars

I'm a strong dependent woman who don't need not a man

@beefcrime no need to cry! Were here for you

Just opened my Etsy shop:  http://etsy.com/shop/RenShaye  . I hand make chainmaille jewelry. Please take a look and please RT!!

Just whispered, "bleat bleat, who's got the shears for my sheep" in the dark

Ok I see ur very qualified to join us here at 90s Irishband Inc. but let me ask u this; do you have to let it linger?

be mean to your friends because were all gonna die anyway

LIVE SINGLES IN YOUR AREA are excited that Gorillas - Clint Eastwood just came on in the car (they know all the lyrics)