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Not for nothing, but New York, you are looking fiiiiiiiine today.
i swear to god everyday has been Sunday for the past week and a half
david bowie just bought another round of dunkaroos for everyone in the hot tub. this is the best arcade fire concert ever!
i wish there was a shazam for laundry detergent scents...
The money in that hat just paid my rent for the year.
Why, yes! I look like a bag lady. But in fact, I am just a child of divorce coming home from Christmas.
so yeah, I accidentally stole that scarf from the bar, but it reeks of Abercrombie cologne, so who's really the victim here?
there is literally no way to eat a ring pop without looking like a perv. in related news, i am eating a ring pop.
the nicer the apartment building, the more the hallways smell like weed
Huge ups to the dude who just wrapped up his date's long story about her family with "I like your mouth."
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