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Yeah, I try to eat well, I'm getting older and my metabolism holy shit is that a cookie cake?
Paris Hilton sits with her lukewarm latte wearing sunglasses tapping her finger on the Kim Kardashian game on her phone. A single tear falls
I just assume that anyone who asks for for a copy of their receipt is boring in bed.
"My friend is around the corner" is brunch speak for "my friend is still home getting ready and is debating cabbing here from Williamsburg."
Hobby Lobby would be way, way cooler if it were really just a group petitioning congress on behalf of beekeepers and stamp collectors.
Not for nothing, but New York, you are looking fiiiiiiiine today.
i swear to god everyday has been Sunday for the past week and a half
david bowie just bought another round of dunkaroos for everyone in the hot tub. this is the best arcade fire concert ever!
i wish there was a shazam for laundry detergent scents...
From this rooftop, I can see 2 bros in neon Uber tank tops wrestling and someone projecting "Phish Live" on a roof, WTF HAPPENED TO AMERICA
The money in that hat just paid my rent for the year.
Owner of @ABCBeerCo. Writer, wine guy, former Montrealer, great-grandson of the inventor of pleather. I never get laid.