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david bowie just bought another round of dunkaroos for everyone in the hot tub. this is the best arcade fire concert ever!
i wish there was a shazam for laundry detergent scents...
there is literally no way to eat a ring pop without looking like a perv. in related news, i am eating a ring pop.
the nicer the apartment building, the more the hallways smell like weed
Huge ups to the dude who just wrapped up his date's long story about her family with "I like your mouth."
EVERYONE, THERE IS A TOWN IN PENNSYLVANIA CALLED BUTTZVILLE
RT if you've ever been sorting through your personal junk and found a crowbar you never bought/owned/knew about
just started a new interim government with my friend. we make sandwiches for everyone and our constitution is based on steely dan's aja.
that thinggggg where white girlssssss drag on the last letter of texts or tweetsssssss is also a national treasure.
spoiler alert: just googled "set of throwing knives"
Owner of @ABCBeerCo. Writer, DJ, wine guy, former Montrealer, great-grandson of the inventor of pleather. I never get laid.