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"I make music for clothing stores." - John Mayer.
Note to pregnant pedestrians: you're not glowing when you cross the street at night!
Can we all take a moment to enjoy that the actor playing the architect in the Matrix Realoaded's name is Helmut. #awesome
And his degree commercial just came on tv. Whaaa! Brain EXPLODES!!
When you go see #Looper, be sure to stay after the credits. The movie starts over again.
I'm starting to crave sushi - NOOOOOOOO!!! What have you done, LA?!
"Give me your Lemonade or I'll tell you the truth about Santa Clause." - Nathan from 3rd grade. Happy Holidays, Everyone!
Do you think Andrew WK is partying hard right now? I do.
When I say I'm having a big business day, it means I've gone number two 3+ times in a day.
How long do you think it took Wetzel to realize he was meant for the Pretzel business?
Today's celebrity siting at the laundry mat: one of the cockroaches from "Joe's Apartment"
Sorry Cali. I farted.
Monday's a real piece of shit. Sometimes, just to be an ass, Monday says "Monday Funday", just to copy off of "Sunday Funday."
Misread a headline that said "Laurence Fishburne is Perry Write" and thought it said "Laurence Fishburne is Pretty White"
I got a haircut from the saddest barber today. "What does it all mean?" sad. Had to cheer her up or look like a member of Flock of Seagulls.
Mayor telling us we did a good job behaving responsibly really took me back to my childhood.
And bear grylls quoted Abraham Lincoln. What is happening tonight?!
Aspiring writer. Assistant to TV Writers. Chicago Native - Blackhawks fan, White Sox Fan, Bears fan.